I think by now it is obvious that I like numbering things.

Um. Is - is this crack? I don't know the definition of crack. Is there one? What I mean to say is, this is retarded, why did I write this, why am I posting this.

Title: Arashi's Rules for when Matsujun Comes to Work in a Morning Mood
Genre: General
Rating: G
Words: ~1,500
Note: I tried to write something humourous. I have failed.

( a demon behind that pretty face )