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CHATS!
IN THE DEATH RAY UNIVERSE!
FEATURING: NINOMIYA KAZUNARI, AIBA MASAKI
AND SPECIAL GUEST: SAKURAI SHO

PLEASE ENJOY
(especially you, [livejournal.com profile] harioto )




Aiba: ok no u guyz dont get it
          the point is
          that it's not actually funny
          thats y its called an antjoke
          **antijoke
          its like,. the oppostie of a normal joke, an normal jokes r funnyyy
          but bc dis is an antikoke, its not funny on purposse
          whihc makes it funny
          get it??? ?!?!
          do you get it
Nino: i got it ten minutes ago before you started taking the whole thing apart
          which ruined the joke, by the way
          and the joke wasn't even funny in the first place
Aiba: NINO NO U ODNT GET IT THATS THE POINT!!!!!!!!
          ITS NOT FUNNY SO ITS FUNNY !!! :OOOOOOOOOO
          SHO CHAN
Sho:  Yeah, I understand what you're trying to achieve, Aiba, but I'm with Nino
Nino: ofc
Sho:  it's not that the joke was bad, per se
Nino: actually that's exactly it
Sho:  it's that... well, the set-up makes logical sense, certainly
          but it also begs the question (since we're actually applying logic in this)
          Why was the horse in the bar in the first place?
          I know that's it's a joke, but still.
          Could you have delivered it a bit better, maybe?
Nino: TRANSLATION: YOUR JOKE SUCKED
Aiba: OmggGGGGGGGGGGGG nino i will kill you
          i m freakn out with this you gys dont get it YOU DON"T
          THE HORSE IS IN THE BAR bUT ITSTILL DOSE HORSY TINGS
          INSTEAD OF WHATEVRE
          that is ittttttttttt!!!!
          HEADTABLE HEADTABLE HEADTABLE
Nino: there are so many things i have to say to this
          i can't pick just one
Sho:  I'm sure you'll manage.
Nino 1. it's "head-desk", not headtable
          2. it's not literal, so stop that
          3. "whatever" is actually nothing, because the original joke stops after the
          "long face" line
Sho:  Wait, you guys are in the same room? And still chatting?
Nino: well we can't exactly speak to each other right now
Sho:  .....should I ask why?
Nino: if you want to sleep soundly tonight i would probably not recommend it
Aiba: lololllooll nino it doesnt even hurt if i bang my head agants the table bc the
          helmet is so thick
          try it!!! LMAO OO #_____#
Nino: no thanks, i'll take your word for it
Aiba: U R NOT A REAL SCIENCTIST
           u wounlt evne smell teh green stuff
Sho:  oh my god I am calling poison control
Nino: don't bother, they said they won't come to our place anymore.
Aiba: T______T i miss Touya-san!!!! he was the best inspector <3 he was funny
Sho:  YOU TWO.
Nino: anyway, speaking of funny. back to the topic at hand.
Sho:  GOT BLACKLISTED.
Nino: it's not that i didn't get that it was an anti-joke, it's that i just didn't find
          it funny in the first place
Sho:  FROM POISON CONTROL?
          I can't believe this
          I really can't.
Aiba: it's ok shochan we 're pretty caerful usually
Sho:  Nino, are you being careful? Tell me you are.
Nino: anti-jokes are supposed to take the classic joke structure and instead
          change the punchline into something mundane, and nullify the original
          joke, so it's about the element of surprise, really. but if i don't find the
          original joke funny, then it follows that i wouldn't find the anti-joke funny
          either, because it's still the same premise
          anyway w/e
          what?
          oh
Sho:  I am going to go grey prematurely thanks to you two, I swear I will.
Nino: i'm always careful
Aiba: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLLY SHOCHAN
Nino: aiba i'm going to go check on the reaction
          time me for ten min, ok? i can't stay in there longer
Aiba: kk hav fuuuuuuuun~
Nino: oh, before i go, here's a better anti-joke.
          Knock, knock.
Aiba: whos' there!!!!~~
Nino: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident and your wife is in hospital.
          start time, bye
Nino has logged offline.
Sho:  oh my God was that a hint?
          Aiba
          Nino's sentence, was that a hint?
          ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, WHAT IS THE LEVEL OF DANGER OF THE
          EXPERIMENT NINO IS CURRENTLY PERFORMING
Aiba: can i use exponents
          ??
Sho:  OH MY GOD
          I'M COMGING OVER
Aiba: WAIT SHO CHAN
          I WAS KIDDNG
          SHOCHAN COME BAK
          2!!!! LEVEL 2!!!!!!!! MAYBE 3 MAX
          ugh
          darn
          fjdakfjaf;ddaljfaldjfaf;jfl;
          gjjkgakgfjkkjhkllllllllllllllllllllllll
          fjdasllllllllllllllll
          o crap i was suposed 2 strat timing

(end)


As you have probably guessed, the keysmashing from Aiba is indeed him doing more "headtables". And here is the original anti-joke Aiba told, but probably with considerably more typos: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.


AND NOW, SLEEPY TIMEZ


EDIT: DAMMIT LJ WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN ALL MY NICE EQUAL SPACING, I SPIT ON YOUR FEET PTOOO ok i fixed it
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